I am not a morning person like a turtle is not an Olympic Medalist in the 100-meter dash. So I’ve compiled a little list of the reasons why I am not a morning person.
10. I’m a night owl. (Hoo Hoo!) This, by default, makes it impossible for me to be a morning person.
9. The sun is just too chipper in the morning, what with all it’s bright little rays dancing across the sky waking everything up.
8. Birds are also happy in the morning. The one outside my window sings its little heart out, even though it has the most ugly squawk ever. I’m ready to find something to throw at it. (more…)