There was an old lady who swallowed a fly….
I know why she swallowed that fly. She was walking up a behemoth hill, attempting to catch her breath, and the fly flew straight to the back of her throat. Before she knew it, she had swallowed it and was grossed out for the next hour. Then upon reaching home, drank a 32oz bottle of water to make sure it didn’t try to climb back out.
And that is why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she’ll die.